While I was growing up, all I wanted to be was one of those people who pretended to be statues. Luckily my statuesque career goals had shifted to a more technological flavour when I graduated with a Bachelors of Information Technology degree summa cum laude (at the University of Pretoria) and was thrust out into the world. I’ve written nifty software in C# and built an e-commerce platform in VueJS. I’ve treaded the perilous waters of mobile development in Apache Cordova and Select * From SQL-Server where [TotallyKnowsWhatSheIsDoing] = True. My decked out home-office complete with an authentic cat and cactus that is still miraculously alive keep me company while I question the nature of the square bracket. Please see my profile site for more details: technihorn.com **Availability** I am available remote only, max 12 hours per week.